Faithful Fisherman Fan Gifts

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish snorkling above water.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'