Faithful Fish Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Fishing with God

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Bloody Butcher

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.