Faithful Fish Enthusiasts Gifts

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

'Does the dentist exit? - well, I've always believed in him, and I've heard he performs miracles - but I've never actually seen him.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'