Faithful Fishing Fan Gifts

'He did it for us.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Bears catching fish

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Fishing with God

A Bloody Butcher

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.