Sport Fishing Fan Gifts

Caught Yourself

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Cannonball!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Marco ..."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Been waiting long?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fishing for Birds