Funny Fishing Fan Gifts

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"