Funny Fish Fan Gifts

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fish mobsters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

being watched over his shoulder

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

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