Funny Fish Lover Gifts

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fish Workout

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Fishing Holes

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

Fish Fries

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"This is a good time to be a fish."