Funny Fish Lover Prints

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

Astronaut fishbowl.

'Steroids.'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fishing Holes

Fish Workout

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Fish Fries

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.