Fish Lover Gifts

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."

'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Talk about service. My water glass is never empty.'

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

' My science teacher wants me to record this for show and tell. '

Water Hazards

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"Before you leave, you might want to rethink this 'free-range' idea."

'Hello Stranger'

"I thought maybe for once we could have a nice meal together instead of a feeding frenzy!"

'Very funny, William. Take it off! You're scaring the other students.'

Fish in car - "Turbot"

"Happy Golden Anniversary, dear."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

LUNCH TIME!

'In cod we trust.'

A fish telling jokes at a 'fryers club' meeting.

'Fish piercings.'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

"A tall,dark handsome stranger will consider you quite a catch."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"What's the name of our sea?"

Goatfish

"It was time for Stephen to face facts and admit that he had a drinking problem..."

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

How do fish get to work?