Fish Story Lover Gifts

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Escaped Fish

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Fishing Contest

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

How do fish get to work?

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Mandatory mask use

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'