Fish Stories Gifts

'It's a catfish, I caught him on a artificial mouse.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

Fish Story

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Father imagining son with fish

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Something Like Sport.

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.