Fish Storyteller Gifts

'Stories? I have a few.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"He's allergic to pond water."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'This should come out just right.'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?