Fish Storyteller Gifts

'Stories? I have a few.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Father imagining son with fish

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'This should come out just right.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

School of little fish scares big fish