Fishy Tale Teller Gifts

"Fish needs bigger hole."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Sponge Blog

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

I hate these flying fish

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

There was something fishy about this jump,

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'