Mythical Fish Tale Teller Gifts

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"He's allergic to pond water."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'This should come out just right.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.