Fish Story Teller Gifts

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

'Now, how big was that fish again?'

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"