Fish Tale Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh I got away alright, but you should have seen him telling his friends how big I was: Men are such liars!'

'Caught only one then?'

The One That Got Away

'Oh I got away alright, but you should have seen him telling his friends how big I was: Men are such liars!'

"He's got an app that tells him how much he can exaggerate his fishing story based on your gullibility."

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."