Fish Tale Fanatics Gifts

'I'm telling you it was this big!' - Anglers Wives

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I hate these flying fish

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Something Like Sport.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'