Fish Tale Fan Gifts

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"Go big or go home."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'