Fish Tales Aficionado Gifts

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

There was something fishy about this jump,

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

I hate these flying fish

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"He's allergic to pond water."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Something Like Sport.