Truth-telling Fish Tale Enthusiast Gifts

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'This should come out just right.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'