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'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

I hate these flying fish

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'This should come out just right.'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'