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"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I don't like to go fishing because I don't like to lie.'

"I'll bet you have some stories."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

I hate these flying fish

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"He's allergic to pond water."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.