Fish Story Enthusiast Gifts

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Father imagining son with fish

'It's a catfish, I caught him on a artificial mouse.'

Liar's Club fish

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Making Things Pleasant.

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'