Fish Story Enthusiasts Gifts

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'It was the biggest pike I've ever seen.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'