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Fishing Stories

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'