Fish Tales Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

There was something fishy about this jump,

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Something Like Sport.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'