Lover Of Fishy Tales Gifts

'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I hate these flying fish

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"He's allergic to pond water."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Something Like Sport.

'It also makes a great hat rack.'