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I hate these flying fish

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"He's allergic to pond water."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'This should come out just right.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.