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'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

There was something fishy about this jump,

I hate these flying fish

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."