Fish Fable Enthusiast Gifts

"I know who ate my guppy!"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

There was something fishy about this jump,

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"He's allergic to pond water."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

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