Fish Tale Narrators Gifts

'He's getting seasick again! This is the last time Joey gets to go boating.'

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

I hate these flying fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'This should come out just right.'