Fishy Tale Teller Pillows

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"He's allergic to pond water."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Sponge Blog

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

There was something fishy about this jump,

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

I hate these flying fish

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.