Fishy Storyteller Gifts

Fish talking about fisherman

'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

Fred's last lie.

"I can't go home until it's defrosted!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"He's a keeper!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

There was something fishy about this jump,

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

I hate these flying fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.