Aquatic Storyteller Gifts

School of little fish scares big fish

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Tales

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'