Aquatic Storyteller Mugs

School of little fish scares big fish

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

'Are we there yet?'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Fish talking about fisherman

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'