Aquatic Story Lover Gifts

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"They're so like us."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"He chases submarines."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Father imagining son with fish

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Octopus Juggling Balls

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'I hate these school reunions.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'