Aquatic Love Stories Gifts

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"They're so like us."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"I think she's really into you."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

"You're all arms Rodney."

'I hate these school reunions.'

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'Fred, I think you better get rid of those flys on you hat.'

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"