Aquatic Comic Lover Gifts

'I asked for a cup of sugar.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I'll need a three iron."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Whale Pattern Balding

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'

"Offishial business, ma'am."