Aquatic Comic Lover Gifts

'I asked for a cup of sugar.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I'll need a three iron."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fish-losophy

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'