Comic Fish Lover Gifts

'Say on the papers!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

'Steroids.'

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fishing Holes

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Fish Workout

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

Fish Fries

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"Can you keep a secret?"