Comic Fish Lover Gifts

'Say on the papers!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"What's the name of our sea?"

'Steroids.'

Mandatory mask use

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fishing Holes

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Fish Workout

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Fish Fries

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.