Fishy Humor Lover Gifts

'Steroids.'

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Fishing Holes

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

"It's a chatter bait."

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Just the bait, please."

Whale Whale Whale.

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Fish with Human Trophy

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fire Exit

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

'Another foreclosure.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'This aquarium has sections for salt water, fresh water and carbonated bottled water.'

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."