Fishy Humor Lover Gifts

'Steroids.'

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Fishing Holes

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

Fisherman.

"It's a chatter bait."

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Just the bait, please."

Whale Whale Whale.

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fire Exit

Fish with Human Trophy

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Another foreclosure.'

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'