Fishy Jokes Lover Gifts

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Holes

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

Fisherman.

'Say on the papers!'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Whale Whale Whale.

"It's a chatter bait."

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fire Exit

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

'Another foreclosure.'

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."