Fish Joke Enthusiast Gifts

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Steroids.'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"It's a chatter bait."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Fire Exit

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

'Another foreclosure.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

'Any luck?'

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

Fishing Lake.