Fish Humor Aficionado Gifts

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Prawn Shop

'Steroids.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fishing Holes

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Just the bait, please."

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Putting on ice

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fire Exit

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fish with Human Trophy

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'