Funny Fish Enthusiast Gifts

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

Fishing Holes

Fish Workout

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

Fire Exit

Putting on ice

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Another foreclosure.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

"OMG! Contains Iron, Zinc, Aluminum, Copper and Absestos!"