Fish-loving Jokesters Gifts

Fishing from a Fish

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'Great idea, Pete!'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fire Exit

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

Ok, that's one mackerel ... You want fries with that?

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Another foreclosure.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."