Fish Joke Fan Gifts

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Fish Workout

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

How evolution was inspired by children

Whale Whale Whale.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

Fire Exit

Putting on ice

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Sworn Anenome

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Another foreclosure.'

Fishing from a Fish

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

Wild Wild Salmon

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

"You've got your scales on backward."

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

'Any luck?'

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."