Fishy Humor Fan Gifts

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

Fish with Human Trophy

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Steroids.'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Fish Workout

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Holes

Whale Pattern Balding

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Fisherman.

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'

"It's a chatter bait."

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Okay, from now on when I say we're twins I'll clarify that we're not identical twins."

"Just the bait, please."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fire Exit

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Putting on ice

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

The Submarine and the Fisherman