Fishy Humor Fan Gifts

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

Fish with Human Trophy

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Steroids.'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Whale Pattern Balding

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Holes

Fish Workout

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

How evolution was inspired by children

Fisherman.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'

"Okay, from now on when I say we're twins I'll clarify that we're not identical twins."

"It's a chatter bait."

"Just the bait, please."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fire Exit

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Putting on ice

'...a little higher and to the right.'