Funny Fish Fans Gifts

Fish Workout

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Sea Horse outside saloon

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

being watched over his shoulder

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"