Fishy Fun Fans Gifts

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"He was a sea rescue."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Fishing Boat Derby

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Fish mobsters.

Tartar sauce.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'